Bill Benkins

i previously posted about my colleague Jed Clemp. now while that persona is quite funny in a great many ways, we share another colleague in the infamous Bill Benkins (aka Brad Beiter).

now Benkins came about after much discussion over last names that start with the letter B. for some reason multiple people would refer to Brad's last name as something other than Beiter. for example:

billingsworth
butler
baker
boone

and then Benkins.

if you have ever met Brad, you would quickly know that his last name really should be Benkins as opposed to Beiter.

but this fact has led to greater revelations. the name Benkins has a lot of other great uses. read below...

• "BENKINS!!!" <- yelled out loud at Brad by his boss after he messes up
• "Benkins University" <- has a nice ring to it
• "I'll have three eggs scrambled, toast, and a side of benkins..." <- speaks for itself
• "One filet-o-fish sandwich, hold the benkins." <- obvious

what types of "benkins" can you think of?