What Would You Say You Do Here?

have you ever worked with someone who tries to use "big words" and always comes out sounding rediculous? or really just doesn't understand how to write well at all? (not that i do)

continuing on with one of the themes of this site, mediocrity in business and silly business news, there is this priceless gem of text that i must share with you all.

my good friend (who will remain nameless in this particular post) came across this well-written bio on a former colleagues LinkedIn profile page. LinkedIn is a great network for professionals, i enjoy it very much actually... but this particular profile leaves a lot to be desired.

this individual is just one of those people who can't quite seem to get it right on paper.

read this job description from his profile and let me know if you can figure out what he does for a living.

i know i sure can't.

Integrating educational programs to increase opportunities on packaging automation and provide the optimum process solutions to customers. Position related packaging consumables to be integrated on this equipment to provide the best ROI for internal and external resources. Model a defined sales process to become the preferred resource and have the preferred position at external customers. Designed and implemented digitized presentation collateral and process to provide the best knowledge base of potential solutions to internal and external partners.